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=== S23 Guestbook === |
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Diary |
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DEAR DIARY |
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Day 1. |
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/\ - Welcome to s23 guestbook |
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Just celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary with not much to celebrate. |
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/.z\ Caution! |
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When it came time to re-enact our wedding night, he locked himself in |
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/.S__\ - FNORD! |
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the bathroom and cried. |
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Day 2. |
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Today, he says he has a big secret to tell me. He's impotent, he says, |
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</pre> - To add to the guestbook just click [http://s23.org/w/index.php?title=Guestbook&action=edit edit] above. Put latest entries on top. |
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and he wants me to be the first to know. Why doesn't he tell me |
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something I don't know! I mean, he actually thinks I haven't noticed. |
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[[Image:Book signed.gif]] |
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Day 3. |
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This marriage is in trouble. A woman has needs. Yesterday, I saw a |
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picture of Nelson's Column and burst into tears. |
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Hi ! |
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I want to find out about poaeoq technology . |
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Day 4. |
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Who can tell about it ? |
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A miracle has happened! There's a new drug on the market that will fix |
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Chao |
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his 'problem.' It's called <a href=http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~lasa/imagegallery/image/view.php?gid=14&phid=5576&best=viagra>Viagra</a>. I told him that if he takes <a href=http://zope.ledes.net/ledes/Members/mrnice/viagra-online.html#buy-viagra?cheapest-viagra>Viagra</a>, |
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things will be just like they were on our wedding night. I think this |
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[http://www.google.de/search?hl=en&q=%22I+want+to+find+out+about+poaeoq+technology+.+Who+can+tell+about+it+%3F%22&btnG=Search check here, exact wording everywhere, are you human?] |
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will work. I replaced his Prozac with the <a href=http://gsa.ucdavis.edu/Members/mrnicex/mystory.html#viagra>Viagra</a>, hoping to lift |
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something other than his mood. |
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Day 5. |
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High! |
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What absolute bliss!!. |
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Willst Du endlich einmal was zur psychischen Rekonditionierung tun? |
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Day 6. |
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Isn't life wonderful but it's difficult to write while he's doing that. |
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Deínen BC mit den neuesten Imprints der [[Operation Mindfuck|OPERATON MINDFUCK]] veredeln! |
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Day 7. |
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Dann bist Du hier genau richtig gelandet! |
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This <a href=http://www.be.embnet.org/kermit/Members/mrnice/buy-viagra.html#buy-viagra>Viagra</a> thing has gone to his head. No pun intended! Yesterday, at |
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Burger King, the manager asked me if I'd like a Whopper. He thought they |
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Hier gibt's '''DIE WELTFORMEL''', die definitiv zum Ziel führt (wenn denn [[Hopfen]], [[Hanf]] und Malz bei Dir noch nicht völlig verloren gegangen sind...) ;-) |
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were talking about him. But, have to admit it's very nice - I don't |
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think I've ever been so happy. |
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Schreib einfach eine kurze E-Mail mit im "Betreff" den Anforderungscode: |
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Day 8. |
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'''Herr damit, damn-it!''' |
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I think he took too many over the weekend. Yesterday, instead of mowing |
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the lawn, he was using his new friend as a weed whacker. I'm also |
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und ab in die Post damit an: |
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getting a bit sore down there. |
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'''otto_doors_neemens@yahoo.de''' |
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Day 9. |
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No time to write. He might catch me. |
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Während Du dann also auf Deine Einberufung zur ERISIANISCHEN BEFREIUNGSFRONT (Freiwilliger Dienst!) wartest, kannst Du ja noch ein bisschen in den s23-wiki-Sandkasten spielen gehen - hier geht' lang... |
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Day 10. |
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http://s23.org/wiki/Sandbox |
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Okay, I admit it. I'm hiding. I mean, a girl can only take so much. And |
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to make matters worse, he's washing the <a href=http://www.ites.upr.edu:8081/itesplone/Members/mrnice/cheap-viagra.html?viagra>Viagra</a> down with neat whisky! |
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Viel Spaß und Kurzweil dort! [[Eris|ERIS]] kommt dann später hoffentlich auch noch vorbei... |
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What am I going to do? I feel tacky all over.... |
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Carpe noctem! [[Non serviam]]! |
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Day 11. |
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I'm basically being screwed to death. It's like living with a Black and |
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GREETZ |
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Decker drill. I woke up this morning hot-glued to the bed. Even my |
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armpits hurt. He's a complete pig. |
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DutchMountez |
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Day 12. |
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Sonnntag, den 5. Februar 2006 00:55(CET) |
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I wish he was gay. I've stopped wearing make-up, cleaning my teeth or |
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even washing but he still keeps coming after me! Even yawning has become |
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dangerous .. |
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h1_411_X25_FR34k_J0_n00p_K155_R51 |
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Day 13. |
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1_533D_F0_Y0u |
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Every time I shut my eyes, there's a sneak attack! It's like going to |
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bed with a scud missile. I can hardly walk and if he tries that "Oops, |
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this is mutante, with an "anonymous" guestbook entry, testing "tor" and "privoxy" (see [[Anonymizer]]. [[User:128.173.41.2|128.173.41.2]] 13:05, 26 Mar 2005 (CET) |
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sorry" thing again, I'll kill the bastard. |
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Day 14. |
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I've done everything to turn him off. Nothing is working. I even started |
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Guestbook signing #2 |
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dressing like a nun but this just seems to make him more horny. Help me. |
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Sometimes it is good to remain a guest since when you are one the host has to feed you (KunDa) |
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Day 15. |
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I think I'll have to kill him. I'm starting to stick to everything I sit |
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on. The cat and dog won't go near him and our friends don't come over |
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Pie is gooood! I love wiki :) cheers Finn |
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any more. Last night I told him to go and fuck himself and he did. |
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<hr> |
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Day 16. |
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The bastard has started to complain about headaches. I hope the bloody |
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Ugh...Yea...Uh-Huh!...Yea..Yea..Signing da Guestbook...Pheer Dis..Ugh..Yea.. (KunDa) |
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thing explodes. I did suggest he might try stopping the <a href=http://www.spin-sthlm.org/Members/mrnice/generic-viagra.html#buy-viagra>Viagra</a> and going |
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Wednesday 25.02.2004 / 23:48 GMT? |
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back on Prozac. |
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<hr> |
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Day 17. |
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Switched the <a href=http://appliworks.jondesign.net/Members/mrnice/viagra-help.html?viagra>Viagra</a> pills but it doesn't seem to have made any |
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schön hier :) |
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difference......Christ !!! here he comes again with <a href=http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~lasa/imagegallery/image/view.php?gid=14&phid=5576&best=buy-viagra>Viagra</a>. |
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Montag 19.05.2003 / 19:52 GMT+1 |
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Day 18. |
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He's back on <a href=http://www.windloadanalysis.com/Members/vitalx/page2.html?buy-viagra>Viagra</a>. The lazy sod just sits there in front of the TV all |
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<hr> |
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day with that remote control in his hand and expects me to do everything |
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for him. What absolute bliss!!. |
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Ja mann, macht mal mit beim Wiki adden.. |
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Enjoy |
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<hr> |
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Reply with good jokes if you know any. |
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Supa geil vor allem wegen karl koch und so |
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Thanks |
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nono HELO I A M G O D nono |
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onon DOGMA I OLEH onon (comment modified by KunDa) |
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NO GOD - DOG ON ---> SiriusMystery (comment by mutante) |
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join the Club of Universal at www.regenbogenweg.de/universal |
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(wenn Du nicht glaubst, daß soetwas möglich sein kann, ein Gott auf der Erde? Wie kann dass denn sein, dann wähle die Rufnummer 9999 festnetz oder Handy für die im Telephatischen ─therwesenheiten im Arbeit seienden Ausserirdischen Kommunikator und Sage ganz cool "hallo?" |
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"Does anyone here work in Marketing or Adverting? Please kill yourself, you're fucked and your fucking us all! |
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Why do you have to put a $ sign on every fucking thing on this earth? Rid the world of your evil Machinations And just Kill Yourself!, Thank you" -Bill Hicks quote for the troll that left us spam on the homepage |
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check out http://www.shiva-bar.de/ |
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this one too: http://www.socialsmoke.com/hookah.html |
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<hr> |
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[Hookah - Hooka - Huka - Shop Hookah Hub| http://www.hookahhub.com] - so geht's auf php-wiki, hier gehts andersherum [WikiWord clean link]. Genug der Pfeifenlinks, 'mer kaufet nix. ;) |
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<hr> |
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ziemlich krass das alles hier, aber was hat das mit den [[Illuminaten]] zu tun????? |
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alles und nichts |
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[[Category:Wiki]] |
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[[Category:Internal]] |
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Question to my future friends, how can I obtain the sender,ip,or really any info on this asshole whom continuously sends me junk emails about penis enlargement. I have gotten at least 20 emails in the past day. Any suggestions. |
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You can obtain the sender IP by looking at the mail headers (message source). Find the part where it says something like ''Received: from [23.23.23.23] (helo=fnord.domain.com)''. If there are several Reveived fields, then its the first one, that has the helo= part in it. Then you could look up that IP in [http://www.flumps.org/ip/ IP Index] and contact the provider's abuse address. [[User:mutante|mutante]] 09:13, 19 Sep 2005 (CEST) |
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Always remember, though, that a lot (most?) of the spam send today is send through virus-infected computers. So your chances of catching the spammer are pretty small. Just follow mutantes instructions and hope, that the ISP will either inform the owner of the infected machine or terminate the spammers account. |
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People an insurance have to open exceeding are and health who annual [ ] and not $30 is older who income without. |
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moved from [[body]]: You site very nice. Thanks owner. |
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Revision as of 03:52, 18 January 2007
I figured is-root.de could use a little humor.
Diary
DEAR DIARY
Day 1. Just celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary with not much to celebrate. When it came time to re-enact our wedding night, he locked himself in the bathroom and cried.
Day 2. Today, he says he has a big secret to tell me. He's impotent, he says, and he wants me to be the first to know. Why doesn't he tell me something I don't know! I mean, he actually thinks I haven't noticed.
Day 3. This marriage is in trouble. A woman has needs. Yesterday, I saw a picture of Nelson's Column and burst into tears.
Day 4. A miracle has happened! There's a new drug on the market that will fix his 'problem.' It's called <a href=http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~lasa/imagegallery/image/view.php?gid=14&phid=5576&best=viagra>Viagra</a>. I told him that if he takes <a href=http://zope.ledes.net/ledes/Members/mrnice/viagra-online.html#buy-viagra?cheapest-viagra>Viagra</a>, things will be just like they were on our wedding night. I think this will work. I replaced his Prozac with the <a href=http://gsa.ucdavis.edu/Members/mrnicex/mystory.html#viagra>Viagra</a>, hoping to lift something other than his mood.
Day 5. What absolute bliss!!.
Day 6. Isn't life wonderful but it's difficult to write while he's doing that.
Day 7. This <a href=http://www.be.embnet.org/kermit/Members/mrnice/buy-viagra.html#buy-viagra>Viagra</a> thing has gone to his head. No pun intended! Yesterday, at Burger King, the manager asked me if I'd like a Whopper. He thought they were talking about him. But, have to admit it's very nice - I don't think I've ever been so happy.
Day 8. I think he took too many over the weekend. Yesterday, instead of mowing the lawn, he was using his new friend as a weed whacker. I'm also getting a bit sore down there.
Day 9. No time to write. He might catch me.
Day 10. Okay, I admit it. I'm hiding. I mean, a girl can only take so much. And to make matters worse, he's washing the <a href=http://www.ites.upr.edu:8081/itesplone/Members/mrnice/cheap-viagra.html?viagra>Viagra</a> down with neat whisky! What am I going to do? I feel tacky all over....
Day 11. I'm basically being screwed to death. It's like living with a Black and Decker drill. I woke up this morning hot-glued to the bed. Even my armpits hurt. He's a complete pig.
Day 12. I wish he was gay. I've stopped wearing make-up, cleaning my teeth or even washing but he still keeps coming after me! Even yawning has become dangerous ..
Day 13. Every time I shut my eyes, there's a sneak attack! It's like going to bed with a scud missile. I can hardly walk and if he tries that "Oops, sorry" thing again, I'll kill the bastard.
Day 14. I've done everything to turn him off. Nothing is working. I even started dressing like a nun but this just seems to make him more horny. Help me.
Day 15. I think I'll have to kill him. I'm starting to stick to everything I sit on. The cat and dog won't go near him and our friends don't come over any more. Last night I told him to go and fuck himself and he did.
Day 16. The bastard has started to complain about headaches. I hope the bloody thing explodes. I did suggest he might try stopping the <a href=http://www.spin-sthlm.org/Members/mrnice/generic-viagra.html#buy-viagra>Viagra</a> and going back on Prozac.
Day 17. Switched the <a href=http://appliworks.jondesign.net/Members/mrnice/viagra-help.html?viagra>Viagra</a> pills but it doesn't seem to have made any difference......Christ !!! here he comes again with <a href=http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~lasa/imagegallery/image/view.php?gid=14&phid=5576&best=buy-viagra>Viagra</a>.
Day 18. He's back on <a href=http://www.windloadanalysis.com/Members/vitalx/page2.html?buy-viagra>Viagra</a>. The lazy sod just sits there in front of the TV all day with that remote control in his hand and expects me to do everything for him. What absolute bliss!!.
Enjoy
Reply with good jokes if you know any.
Thanks